Hehe I couldn't get the first one
The puddle of water was actually frozen ice, he stands on it with his head in the noose and waits for the ice to melt.
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Good one!
I don't have any riddles, but I'll try.
A Panda walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
Sorry, it sucks a bit ^^